Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 131st Edition

last SG · 2009-12-29T16:43:36+00:00

11 days of continuous drinkingforgot how many bottles were cleared in the process.i need to detox by june i feel like going back too. bkk was fun!

SBS2601D SG

Bid for China-made condom!

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

Bid for China-made condom!

u know, china are well know for their FAIL products... Infact I think the condom is made up of purely FAIL~

One look at their population and u'll know why~

av98m SG

something I came across:

f your ambition is to be a male prostitute, why don't you just run for congress? Seriously, think of all the advantages you would enjoy over the other kind of prostitution:

1) Higher pay and much better benefits
2) Opportunity to travel to exotic locales with all expenses paid by taxpayers and NO WORK required from you
2) You'll get to vote on regular pay raises for yourself
3) You won't have to worry about your appearance - an idiotic huge gray pompadour is actually encouraged
4) Best of all, instead of having to let other people fuck you, you get to fuck 300 millions Americans!

Kuali Baba SG

u know, china are well know for their FAIL products... Infact I think the condom is made up of purely FAIL~

One look at their population and u'll know why~

"I can't understand why the Chinese have a population explosion on their hands. Already in place is the finest contraception on the planet - ugly women." Ron Atkinson

SBS2601D SG

"I can't understand why the Chinese have a population explosion on their hands. Already in place is the finest contraception on the planet - ugly women." Ron Atkinson

Like Chairman Mao's wife?

Kuali Baba SG

what do you think?

i'd say Tiger Woods deserves the douchebag of the year award

=> Tiger seen partying with bimbo #1

And I don't understand the fascination with his private affairs, just because he's a prominent figure.

the Bear SG

look... we shouldn't laugh at them..

at least Chairman Mao's lechery was directed towards women, albeit ugly ones..

look out Lao Lee's son who is married to an ugly man!

SBS2601D SG

And I don't understand the fascination with his private affairs, just because he's a prominent figure.

That's because he just as publicly promised to take better care of his wife, even if he's under pressure.

Well, attention begets attention I suppose.

Kuali Baba SG

something I came across:

It applies to politicians in almost every part of the world.

the Bear SG

And I don't understand the fascination with his private affairs, just because he's a prominent figure.

i dunno.. i was reading new and this came up..

still, he's a douchebag in my book...

i mean, he's got a wife and a child.. and he's having affairs with about what? 14 other women?

then he says he's taking time off to be a better husband and father... by partying with floozy #1?

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

"I can't understand why the Chinese have a population explosion on their hands. Already in place is the finest contraception on the planet - ugly women." Ron Atkinson

SBS2601D SG

So how are you guys gonna spend the last night of 2009?

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

i dunno.. i was reading new and this came up..

still, he's a douchebag in my book...

i mean, he's got a wife and a child.. and he's having affairs with about what? 14 other women?

then he says he's taking time off to be a better husband and father... by partying with floozy #1?

I seriously wonder wat is his new year resolution~

av98m SG

It applies to politicians in almost every part of the world.

is that another reason why the PAP wants the population to grow? so that they get to fuck more people?

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

So how are you guys gonna spend the last night of 2009?

I'm having a steamboat with my frenz... We're gonna eat from 2009 to 2010~~~

the Bear SG

Politics is made up of two words..

poly meaning many

ticks meaning blood sucking parasites

SBS2601D SG

I'm having a steamboat with my frenz... We're gonna eat from 2009 to 2010~~~

the Bear SG

this is a cool site..

=> Stormtrooper Art

Kuali Baba SG

So how are you guys gonna spend the last night of 2009?

I'll probably sleep through it. It doesn't really feel different from any other day.

^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~ SG

is that another reason why the PAP wants the population to grow? so that they get to fuck more people?

seriously... the population has become the most attractive revenue generating fixed asset...

Everyone of us has become a walking dollar note

I still remember tat time, population not enuff, ask ppl give birth more... then later housing not enuff, so implement the policy "Stop at 2"... then now scared greying population due to the "Stop at 2 because government failed at providing housing" policy, ask ppl make more babies... Soon in the future, we're gonna have population explosion again and they can claim it's not their fault

Are we some cattles on a farm or wat? -___-

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